Friends of God. Friends of a delusion.
There's a lot to say about a movie made by Alexandra Pelosi, the daughter of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, and features her interactions with the likes of Jerry Falwell (remember Hitchens obituary interviews?), the forever odious disgraced former meth-smoking gay-prostitute-visiting hypocrite president of the American Association of Evangelicals turned washed-up insurance salesman Ted Haggard, and that beacon of the "Good News" with a pearly-toothed grin Joel Osteen. Come on. This must be great.
The movie opens up with a good old dose of the heartland with billboards and radio messages blaring the saving grace of Jesus.
"He's Ready!"
"We are in a war for the soul of America!"
"Don't Make Me Come Down There. - God"
Ugh. Pelosi's right. Evangelicals are an enormous force in the U.S., "a force of people who love God, who want to see...the love of Christ spread across the world," says Osteen. It is a great misfortune for the United States that the most economically and militarily powerful nation in the world has been hijacked by people who believe that Jesus will descend from heaven in their lifetime like a superhero and that there will be a spiritual war during which part-human, part-locust, part-lion creatures will tear sinners to bits. The American church is everywhere.
This movie has some great slime moments. Haggard's conversation with a couple of guys regarding evangelical sex lives will make your skin crawl. His propaganda drill, his "training camp for his battalion of spiritual warriors," is jaw-droppingly grotesque.
There are other bizarre moments:
A Christian Wrestling Federation. Way to promote turning the other cheek. Watching these people pretend to pummel the s#&@ out of one another.
The stand-up comics are strained and pathetic. They are more like jingoistic ultra-nationalists who say that they "believe in these ideas!" and bathe them in the blood of Jesus. "We want our country back. We'll fight for it." I'll fight this guy tooth and nail every day.
The family with 10 kids and the 11th on the way who want their kids to learn the principles of "truth, not error." (They are really cute though. Really cute.)
A car show for Christ? The Holy Land Experience will be familiar to anyone who saw Religulous. Frankly, it's nauseating. Biblical min-golf? A church of the future where you can go to a drive-thru window for some prayer. When the super-size of Wendy's isn't enough to satisfy, go for some prayer!
But of course, my favorite part is on evolution. I really wish I could find the billboard that says "Evolution is from the devil." Then, of course, we get the great Ken Ham and Answers in Genesis. Ham does a brilliant inculcation of a bunch of little kids and their deluded parents. One woman says, "Most Christians are viewed as ignorant because they believe in the Bible. Sometimes Christians feel like they are on the defensive because mainstream is so opposite and feeling like evolution is the broad-minded way to view things. When you look at the Bible and look at the evidence - scientific evidence - it makes sense it is just easy to explain to your childre children: the flood and the fossils that were found...it just makes more sense to me." This is what I find fascinating. A rather well-spoken woman, clearly a mom, who seems to lack little, has had her brain basically overridden by the myths of ancient people whose ability to explain the origin of the universe was limited to their interactions with themselves, nearby tribes, and the landscape of the pre-scientific Sinai peninsula.
If I were a bronze age goatherd, I'd be signed up for Genesis. It's a pretty neat story that explains about as much as being a pastoral person 3,000 years ago can get his mind around. But it explains nothing. That said, I don't think she's actually interested in explaining material reality. She wants community, purpose, and feeling. Religion's plenty good for that. It's just too bad that she has to dwell in, promulgate, and vote for the persistence and virulence of this sham. And so why not sign up with a man whose great gift is to delude children by singing a song called "Behemoth Was a Dinosaur" and declares that humans lived with dinosaurs. It's pathetic. And it's dangerous.
When
Friends of God gets to Jerry Falwell, it will make your head spin. The voting business will get you going when Falwell, pretending to be separate from Liberty *scoff* University, endorses candidates. He wants his followers to go after the ACLU and get all of those kids to go out and fight for Judeo-Christian values. In a moment of great, and totally expected "Leper Messiah" moment, he says that he doesn't tell Liberty *scoff* University students who to vote for...even though he just told them who to vote for. And later, he tells his congregation to call their Senators to Yeah. That's dangerous.
There is a lot of stuff to be expected in this movie. Abortion. The treatment of gays and gay marriages which of course are nauseatingly hilarious coming from Ted Haggard's mouth. Euthanasia and Terry Schiavo. It's nuts.
One of Falwell's former ghostwriters is gay and he speaks up in the film. But, strangely, he still goes to Falwell's church as they "plot [his] overthrow." He wants to be around people who are sincere. They are sincere in their hatred which they call love, their enslavement which they call love, their ignorance which they call knowledge, and their delusion which they call truth and reality.
One of the things that comes up is that people are "spiritually hungry." This is true. People need meaning and American consumer culture does not provide it. We cannot shop our way to happiness. We can't eat our ways to happiness. I love science and philosophy but they are basically owned by experts. There is little in American culture that makes us happy because we are a consumer people (or pecuniary as John Dewey called it in
Individualism Old & New from 1930) who has little sense of self. And what could cure it? It takes a good deal of work to learn about evolution, astronomy, physics, chemistry, or ecology. That takes effort and time that people who have to work and feed their kids and have grown up with religion don't have time for.
Few people are afforded the time and space to think about this as much as I am and most of you probably are. We are offered the comfort of our brains to figure out the issues that face us and the complexities of life because of their work. Quite honestly, they don't have the time, the energy, or the incentive to spend a lot of time learning. Yes, part of me thinks that lots of people are lazy thinkers and as a tenacious seeker of truth and pursuer of reality, when I hear creationists and fundies yammer on and on, I am driven pretty close to the edge by insipid and badly thought out arguments. But what do you expect from people whose lives are lived hoping for the consumerist American dream and a life free of toil and pain whose leaders since childhood have told them to "Look! Listen! Kneel! Pray!" before the almighty dollar and the almighty "Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name" and have done so to about the best of their abilities as often as they felt they could? It's easy to castigate people when you are afforded the time for it. Most people are average. And well, average is not very impressive.
But their leaders? Oh no friends. Don't think I'm going to let their leaders off the hook. And that's what I get from
Friends of God. People who can
know better because of their station, their resources, and their levels of education should
do better instead of keeping people blinded, gagged, and shrouded by the outmoded dogma of bedouin people and their descendants. People who can easily understand more and claim responsibility for the actions of those who follow them cannot be let off the hook for deceit and theft.