Inferences are important. We all inductively and deductively infer based on experience and it tends to serve us well. But some inferences are...well...insipid. How inane you might ask? Just ask Ken Ham of Answers in Genesis. He said this to Stephen Asma (read article here at Beliefnet via Skeptic).
Asram asked Ham, "How many sheep would a dinosaur need to eat per day while living on the Ark?" Why?
John Wilkins's 1668 An Essay Towards a Real Character and a Philosophical Language, where I learned that "atheistical scoffers" had been rolling their eyes at the notion that so many animals could fit on so small a boat (300 cubits = 450 feet long, 75 feet wide, and 45 feet high, says Genesis 6:15). Bishop Wilkins, who acted as the first secretary of the Royal Society, set about demonstrating once and for all that the ark could indeed hold the menagerie. Creating elaborate charts based on scriptural descriptions of Noah's craft and cargo, Wilkins established that the middle floor of the three-floor ark was just under 15-feet tall and held foodstuffs for all the passengers, including 1,600 sheep for carnivore consumption. So naturally when I learned that Ham's new exhibit diorama would show visitors how the dinosaurs lived on the ark (something Wilkins couldn't have predicted), it seemed reasonable to ask how many sheep they'd be digging into.
This is one of
the questions we should ask (the others are listed below and come from a previous blog). Besides the rather embarrassing problem of 1,600 sheep on a vessel that was to carry only two of each "kind," how many sheep did they need to eat?
Ham's response?
"Well, that's an interesting question," Ham replied nonplussed. "We don't know for sure, but from a biblical perspective we know that all animals were originally herbivores." (Carnivore activity only happens as a result of the Fall — animals did not experience death before Adam's sin.) "So it is possible that carnivores ate plants and grains while they lived on the ark. Even today we know that grizzly bears eat grass and vegetation primarily, so it's not true that an animal with sharp teeth and claws must eat meat or must be a carnivore. At the very least, the carnivores could survive on vegetation for a significant time span."
Sorry. You don't know that they were herbivores. Presumably this belief comes from Genesis 1:29-30 in the Old Testament and Romans 5:12 in the New Testament that seem to back up a belief that God created plants with seed and fruit and gave it to the animals for food and there was no death before the fall of Adam and Eve (read more
here). Even though I find theology no more connected to the description of reality as a field of study than fantasy fiction criticism, serious theologians find this level of attempted literalism to be bonkers: both philosophically bankrupt and ahistorical.
But the grizzly bear comment is the real kicker. Grizzly bears are omnivores and their teeth show it. The dentition of a grizzly bear and other omnivores is varied so that they can consume a breadth of foodstuffs. They are primarily carnivorous - eating salmon, elk, caribou, and moose - but also grasses, sedges, roots, berries, insects, and carrion. Looking below you can see that the molars and pre-molars are evolved for omnivoros diets.

Compare that to the diet of a lion which is a pure carnivore eating wildebeest, impala, zebra, giraffe, buffalo and wild hogs to sometimes rhinos and hippos. Then consider leonine dentition which is adapted to both stabbing and ripping. They have evolved into a niche which is entirely carnivorous.

Considering the pure carnivorous diet of lions, wolves, etc. and then the compare them to the jaw of T-Rex...

...or Deinonychus...

...we find that the most reasonable inference would be to assume that there was no way that the carnivorous dinosaurs or lions or wolves were vegetarians. Every tooth in the jaw of those two dinosaurs is even sharper than those of the lion pictured above. These are real grippers and tearers.
And doesn't eating vegetables still cause death? They are just vegetable deaths, not animal deaths.
So if you want to make an inference, make it reasonable. If you want to make an absurd inference just do it the way it should be done - all things are possible with God. Don't window dress it in utter absurdities.
Following that we all know that elephants, rhinos, hippos, horses, giraffes, zebras, musk oxen, buffalo (which must have traveled from North America to get on the ark...they had frequent flier miles), water buffalo, caribou, reindeer, oryx, camels, polar bears, grizzly bears and moose all get really really big and live on land. So they had to go on the ark. Feeding two breedable adults for 150 days causes a bit of concern. Right?
I mean elephants eat 100-200kg a day in the wild. So, maybe Noah put them on a diet because they were inactive during that time. Maybe he could get away with 80kg. 80kg x 2 elephants x 365 days = 58,400kg of grass and veggies! What! That's just elephants.
Imagine the rest of the mammals.
Now imagine pairs of breedable adult dinosaurs from the sauropod order. These were the elephants of their day. They include the following:
Apatasaurus (Brontosaurus):
Infraorder: Sauropoda
Family: Diplodocidae
Height: 30 feet (9.1 meters)
Length: 75 feet (22.9 meters)
Weight: 66,000 lbs (29,937 kg)
Barasaurus:
Family: Diplodocidae
Height: 40 feet (12.2 meters)
Length: 79 feet (24.1 meters)
Weight: 50,000 pounds (22,680 kg)
Brachiasaurus:
Infraorder: Sauropoda
Family: Brachiosauridae
Height: 50 feet (15.2 meters)
Length: 100 feet (30.5 meters)
Weight: 120,000 lbs (54,432 kg)
Camarasaurus:
Infraorder: Sauropoda
Family: Diplodocidae
Height: 30 feet (9.1 meters)
Length: 75 feet (22.9 meters)
Weight: 66,000 lbs (29,937 kg)
Cetiosaurus:
Infraorder: Sauropoda
Family: Diplodocidae
Height: 20 feet (6.1 meters)
Length: 50 feet (15.2 meters)
Weight: 19,850 lbs (9,004 kg)
Diplodocus:
Infraorder: Sauropoda
Family: Diplodocidae
Height: 30 feet (9.1 meters)
Length: 89 feet (27.1 meters)
Weight: 55,000 pounds (22,680 kg
Malawisaurus:
Infraorder: Sauropoda
Family: Titanosauridae
Height: 14 feet (4.3 meters)
Length: 30 feet (9.1 meters)
Weight: 24,030 pounds (10,900 kg)
Mamenchisaurus:
Infraorder: Sauropoda
Family: Euhelopodidae
Height: 35 feet (10.7 meters)
Length: Total length 69 feet (21 meters);
Neck 36 feet (11 meters)
Weight: 60,000 pounds (27,216 kg)
Seismosaurus:
Infraorder: Sauropoda
Family: Diplodocidae
Height: 84 feet (25.6 meters)
Length: 150 feet (45.7 meters)
Weight: 200,000 pounds (90,720 kg)
Supersaurus:
Infraorder: Sauropoda
Family: Diplodocidae
Height: 65 feet (20 meters)
Length: 120 feet (36.6 meters)
Weight: 120,000 pounds (54,432 kg)
Ultrasaurus:
Infraorder: Sauropoda
Family: Brachiosauridae (not confirmed)
Height: 53 feet (16 meters)
Length: 100 feet (30.5 meters)
Weight: 140,000 pounds (63,504 kg)
Right now we are at about 1,842,000 pounds (I've rounded because I am doing this in my brain while I type) of mated sauropods. That's 921 tons of animals. Well maybe they were juveniles. Sure. So divide that (totally arbitrarily) by 10 to get it down. That's 92 tons of animals! How long and tall are these? Much too long and tall to consider that each of these, and the ceratopsians, the therapods, the thecodonts, ankylasaurs and the rest of them were going to fit into the ark? What about the giant mammals of prehistoric times? Balugatherium? Megatherium?
And really (as if reality had anything to do with this?) how would eight people deal with the predators? Lions, tigers and crocodiles are pretty hellish. T-Rex? Deinonychus? Megalasaurus? Ceratasaurus? Hmmm.
Let's look at artistic renditions and think about bronze age shepherds feeding them.
Deinonychus?

This looks like a good way for Noah's kids to become lunch.
Ceratasaur?

Hmmmm.
T-Rex?

This looks like what I want to be stuck on a boat with for months on end! Sign me up!
Noah's Ark. The precursor to bedlam.
There is one other thing I didn't mention. Beetles. There are hundreds of thousands of species of beetles. Where did they go? Spiders?
I know I know! This is too easy. But people believe this madness. I don't really understand very well how they get to such insanely unreasonable ends but they do.
Please vote. Keep them out of office. Keep them from teaching our children and make sure that you teach your own children about reality.